Unicorn Farts

It seems like recently, unicorns have become some sort of a phenomenon.  Clearly, they have always been around, I can't be the only person that has seen Legend.  Stupid girl touches the majestic Unicorn and upsets the balance between good and evil.

Pink used to babysit Boss Lady's children; Pink loves kids.  She is the crafty type that makes headbands and hair bows for every occasion.  Glitter is her favorite color.  One Halloween we decorated mini pumpkins using glitter.  Boss Lady started the trend and I followed behind with Pink.  When I did mine, I may, or may not, have spilled glitter all over the carpet.  This isn't so tragic because Pink was having a bad day when she got into the office.  I promptly showed her the glitter mess that was made and suggested rolling in it and becoming glittery because it would make her feel better.  She left glitter everywhere.  The water even had glitter in the catch dish.
Conversation drew it to our attention that if Pink were in need of giving a bath while babysitting Ducky and Bruiser the Ladies Man, it would be a tub full of glitter.  Next thing you know the kids would be getting the glitter in their mouths and eating it leading to glitter poops.  We all imagined that Unicorns probably have glittery poops and sparkle farts.

Anytime glitter is around, we immediately go to sparkle farts.  It makes sense.
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